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Clustrafuck 

A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.
Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!

Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.

Clustrafuck 

A word coach Sullivan uses a lot which means an absolute mess and no one understands what they are doing . Mostly used at basketball practice but can be used in games or other sports. Only about 13 people can relate to this but others will begin to realize what this word is about
What the hell are you guys doing this is an absolute clustrafuck

clausterfuck 

A situation in an environment where one feels claustrophobic due to a cluster fuck.
God damn it, this toy store is a clausterfuck.
clausterfuck by Mike Man 2008 December 17, 2008

castrofuck 

Cuba: wonderful island, friendly people, cool cigars, hot music. Shame the country's a castrofuck.
castrofuck by Peter N Carr October 5, 2006

claustrofuckbia  

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.
claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

claustrofuckbic 

The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.
Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!
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