clatastrofuck

The combination of a catastrophe and a cluster-fuck

This whole project has become a clatastrofuck

by StormShaman July 13, 2023

Catastrofuck

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"

Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.

by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008

A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond

"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"

by Nhlamza February 8, 2019

claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

catastrafuck

A complete disaster.

"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006

What we have in Iraq right now is a real catastrafuck!

by waagnat September 22, 2008

catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016

Catastrofuck

A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.

Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.

by MrEguy September 23, 2008