clatastrofuck
clatastrofuck by StormShaman July 13, 2023
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Catastrofuck
When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.
This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.
Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:
"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."
Jon Stewart's response:
"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.
(pause)
I just coined that, didn't I?"
This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.
Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:
"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."
Jon Stewart's response:
"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.
(pause)
I just coined that, didn't I?"
Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?
Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
Catastrofuck by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008
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A Biblical Catastrofuck
The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond
A Biblical Catastrofuck by Nhlamza February 8, 2019
claustrofuck
a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.
b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong
b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong
a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.
b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.
b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.
claustrofuck by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008
catastrafucked
catastrafucked by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016
Catastrofuck
A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.
Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.
Catastrofuck by MrEguy September 23, 2008
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