claustrofuckbia  

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.

claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

claustrofuckbia by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

claustrofuckbic 

The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.

Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!

claustrofuckbic by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009