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Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020

Catastrofuck 

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"
Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
Catastrofuck by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008

A Biblical Catastrofuck 

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond
"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"
A Biblical Catastrofuck by Nhlamza February 8, 2019

claustrofuck 

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong
a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.
(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.
"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."
Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical 

What an astrofuckingnomical building
astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011