Not to be confused with normal claustrophobia, claustrophucking is the unwelcome art of turning a cozy cuddle into a full-blown-body sauna experience, with the other person wrapping you up so tight and heating up so much, you'd swear you were in a sweat lodge instead of under a blanket. It's like being hugged by a human furnace, making you wish for a cold shower instead of warm embraces.
"Last night was brutal, man. We were just trying to watch a movie, but she started claustrophucking me so hard I thought I'd turn into a human kiln. I had to tap out and claim I needed more popcorn—just to cool down!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
"Watching that horror movie was scary, but not as terrifying as the claustrophucking nightmare I endured on the couch. She cuddled so close, I nearly called a timeout for some breathing room and a blast of air conditioning!"
by CyberPlayBoy69 April 24, 2024