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clauie

Maganda, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, admiring, adorable.
Clauie is very pretty.
by anonymous October 21, 2021
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Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
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Rebel without a clause

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.
Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause
by p993 June 8, 2013
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Claudette

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.
Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”
by Brunettebish May 12, 2019
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
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clouie

You'll never find a girl like clouie. You can try but I highly doubt that you will. She's a girl that's so willing to put your happiness before her own. She's a girl who's beautiful both inside, and out. She has the perfect smile, the perfect body, perfect hair, beautiful eyes, and most importantly, she has the perfect personality. There's just so much that i personally find perfect about her. I admit, She has her flaws. But you'll learn to love those flaws. She is not good at expressing her thoughts and feelings by mouth but she can surely show her all those through actions. She's the type of girl to show you affection, and make you feel loved. She always try to look on the good side. She can be a dry texter, but in the end you'll still love that you got to talk to her. She can be playful and you'll find that adorable about her. And when she love, she tends to forget to take care of herself because she is so committed. There are so much things you'll love about clouie. Get yourself a clouie if you don't have one.
Clouie is loving.
by Toyo123 June 7, 2021
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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
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