Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).
"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"
by Conrad Johansson July 12, 2023
by stephin April 07, 2005
To be drinking two beers (bottles) at once. Makes for a clankin' sound when ur drunk enough or just can't handle holding two bottles. Also known as "double fisting."
by KylE757 October 08, 2008
by Teagan 804 July 22, 2008
Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril
by SJ_IRL November 02, 2022
With the balls actually having nothing to do with it, but initially thought by others to have been the use of the balls to produce the magical sound ball clankin creates. It is an action where your slap your dick against your stomache, preferably when it's wet out of the shower, to get the nice clankin noise that it produces to piss off your roommates early in the morning.
by Falcon691 May 22, 2013
The patient ends up requiring 50mg of ativan to calm the nerves. Louder than a swiss cow in a pasture with a bell on
by dr clanker March 13, 2012