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A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.
The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.
clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006
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Claymate 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This nutty Claymate is freaking out because I said "Clay who"?
Claymate by SharxsOctopus September 3, 2012

Claymate 

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken
My mom is a total Claymate!
Claymate by SpeakEasy November 30, 2003

claymate 

clay aiken fans. Mostly women who are old, fat, homophobic and white.
That fat chick is a claymate.
claymate by bonitas June 24, 2006

claymate 

A devoted fan of "American Idol II" contestant Clay Aiken, who placed second. Claymates are responsible for the shower of panties during the AI2 concert tour, as well as getting Clay to number 1 on the charts.
Me? A Claymate? But of course! I even have an "Aiken for Clay" shirt!
Someone who shares a bathroom with you, specifically when you have a setup where two dorm rooms are connected by a bathroom. People use this term in residence at Carleton University in Ottawa.
person 1: i got such good canmates this year, we're always hanging out.
person 2: not me. mine is such an asshole, they're always rude to me.
person 3: you guys get your own bathrooms? i have to use the communal one down the hall.
canmate by I Can't Even November 17, 2019