An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken

clay aiken fans. Mostly women who are old, fat, homophobic and white.

A devoted fan of "American Idol II" contestant Clay Aiken, who placed second. Claymates are responsible for the shower of panties during the AI2 concert tour, as well as getting Clay to number 1 on the charts.

im not one but they are devoted fans of clay aiken and invovle the whole throwing of underwear/bras on stage.....hmmm scary its