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Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Clamhamper 

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"
1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"
Clamhamper by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010

Clamslammer 

A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
Clamslammer by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.
Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.
Clam Hammer by McFatty May 4, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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