McFatty's definitions

Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

brere

Word combination of "brown" and "frere".

Josh is my best friend. He's my brere from a different mere!

Translation: Brother From Another Mother

by mcfatty September 29, 2012

infustion

A powerfully dank, sour-smelling flatulence that one spreads throughout a populated space.

A mix between the words "infusion" and "fust".

Man, Heather really cleared out the office with her post-burrito lunch infustion.

by McFatty February 7, 2013

Titanic

A girl who goes down on the first time out.

"Last night was great!"

"What'd you do?"

"I went out with Mary."

"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"

*high fives*

by McFatty May 4, 2005

Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.

Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.

by McFatty May 4, 2005