Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 06, 2005

Titanic

A girl who goes down on the first time out.

"Last night was great!"

"What'd you do?"

"I went out with Mary."

"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"

*high fives*

by McFatty May 04, 2005

infustion

A powerfully dank, sour-smelling flatulence that one spreads throughout a populated space.

A mix between the words "infusion" and "fust".

Man, Heather really cleared out the office with her post-burrito lunch infustion.

by McFatty February 07, 2013

brere

Word combination of "brown" and "frere".

Josh is my best friend. He's my brere from a different mere!

Translation: Brother From Another Mother

by mcfatty September 29, 2012

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.

Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.

by McFatty May 04, 2005

Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 06, 2005