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Clamhamper 

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"
1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"
Clamhamper by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010
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Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.
Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?
Clamlapper by onenut March 5, 2003

Clamhawker 

Clamhawker - one who sells their vagina for sex, or is happy to sleep with any old prick.
'No-one would have sex with me until the ugly old boiler next door offered me her vag...she's a real clamhawker...'
Clamhawker by Spaceoreo July 28, 2009

clawhammer 

Original AMD Athlon 64 core. This was found on both the Socket 754 and Socket 939 interfaces. The Clawhammer core featured 1 MB of L2 cache and ran a 800MHz Hypertransport bus. Furthermore, the Clawhammer was based on the 130nm manufacturing process. These processors ran roughly 20 - 30% faster than the Athlon XP Bartons at the same clock frequency.

Do not confuse the Clawhammer with the newer Newcastle core which is also on the Socket 754/939 but features only 512KB of L2 cache. The Clawhammer core was the original Athlon 64 and is the core for the Athlon FX series (53, 55).
Today I bought a Athlon 64 based on the Clawhammer core and it ripped apart the Intel Pentium 4 in all benchmarks.
clawhammer by dmo April 24, 2005

Clam hamper 

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper
Clam hamper by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

clamjamphrie

She was hopelessly stuck with the clamjamphrie at happy hour that night.
clamjamphrie by CarolW June 24, 2006
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