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clambert 

someone who is silly funny AP GOVT&French-stupid adventurous curious and romantically love-crazy; the entity of awesome-ness, the epitome of nerd; the middle ground between extreme bitchitude and weak wimpy-ness, ASSERTIVE!; the musically amazing one; GOLDY'S ACAPELLA GIRL FOR LIFE! ; the cross b/t a friendly midget (physics-lover) and a tall giant (clueless-in-everything); one who cant dance to save ANYones life, someone boobylicious and model worthy; weirdo to the max; an I's-a speak-a italiano JAP; a cute but NOTbrown-blond; the perfect Mrs. Chen-ington/Jordan-bergstein; one who has nothing better to do in AP Calc than pass notes to her best friend WHO SITS right next to her, basically a failure in life; the QCC bum major; the cam-whoring lady in lovely, a city-loving NYU-CU college gal; divine entity who is fo' sho definitely NOT-IKE! ;)
That girl is such a clambert!
clambert by Tiger Lily Lion December 14, 2010
Words you can keep

Clamber Scudd 

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.
I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.
clabert by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

Clambering 

Quit clambering and do your job.
Clambering by nonamenigga- November 18, 2016

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017

clamber down the motleys 

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.
"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"
An insult aimed at a sweet girl with a stinky vagina.
"Bro, Jessica is such a clamberry. I can smell her across the hall."
"Louise always is so nice but damn that girl fuckin stink like a clamberry."
Clamberry by whataver November 17, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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