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clambert 

someone who is silly funny AP GOVT&French-stupid adventurous curious and romantically love-crazy; the entity of awesome-ness, the epitome of nerd; the middle ground between extreme bitchitude and weak wimpy-ness, ASSERTIVE!; the musically amazing one; GOLDY'S ACAPELLA GIRL FOR LIFE! ; the cross b/t a friendly midget (physics-lover) and a tall giant (clueless-in-everything); one who cant dance to save ANYones life, someone boobylicious and model worthy; weirdo to the max; an I's-a speak-a italiano JAP; a cute but NOTbrown-blond; the perfect Mrs. Chen-ington/Jordan-bergstein; one who has nothing better to do in AP Calc than pass notes to her best friend WHO SITS right next to her, basically a failure in life; the QCC bum major; the cam-whoring lady in lovely, a city-loving NYU-CU college gal; divine entity who is fo' sho definitely NOT-IKE! ;)
That girl is such a clambert!
clambert by Tiger Lily Lion December 14, 2010
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Clamber Scudd 

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.
I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.
clabert by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

Clambering 

Quit clambering and do your job.
Clambering by nonamenigga- November 18, 2016

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.
Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.
cambertard by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017

clamber down the motleys 

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.
"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"
An insult aimed at a sweet girl with a stinky vagina.
"Bro, Jessica is such a clamberry. I can smell her across the hall."
"Louise always is so nice but damn that girl fuckin stink like a clamberry."
Clamberry by whataver November 17, 2019
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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