Clamperty

Property that happens to be owned by a clam.
BEWARE! Living inside of a clam does not constitute clamperty.

According to Clam Law, Section VIII, Verse V— this is my legal domicile! This is MY clamperty and I will not be harrased!

-Jessie Clammem

Clamperty by Josh's sexy sweet cheeks December 30, 2024

Clappery 

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.

Girl you real clappery!

Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012

that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.

Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

that’s SO Clampett by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc

"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"

clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016

Campertastic 

Relating to a VW Camper Van commonley linked with a "Hippie" Campertastic means:

1) To define an event in which camper vans are present of which the user feels is going to be an fantastic evnt, both soley and partley because of the presence of VW Campers.

Hippie 1: "Man, Im going to a festival tommorow - Theirs going to be over 200 Campers!"
Hippie 2: "wow! Campertastic dude!!!"

Campertastic by Superdupersainsburys August 6, 2010

clampty 

overwhelmed with excitement and joy but at the same time very down and depressed :)

my boyfriend is about to dump me. im feeling very CLAMPTY

clampty by urmomisyummy.com December 10, 2021

clampet 

A Northern irish term used to refer to someone who is useless.

a hillbilly.

that wee girl is a fucking clampet

clampet by Sairanator April 19, 2018