A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.