Cladge 

Female gym goers.

You missed out on some right sweaty cladge at the gym earlier.

Cladge by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009

Cladge 

(Noun, Adjective, Verb, Adverb)

See examples.

1. That neon pink zipper pull on his windbreaker coat is SO cladge!

2. You had to go and cladge it up, didn't you?

3. Quincy, why don't you quit being such a cladge and take your hands off that man's belongings?

4. If you had just acted a little more cladgely then we could have made it to the polka party on time.

Cladge by gafhater December 6, 2004

cladge 

Derrived from the term "Claggical World"

Can mean anything you want it to.

You're such a hopeless cladge!

I love your striped professor jacket! It's so cladge!

cladge by The Cladgest December 7, 2004

clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

clidget 

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

clidget by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Cludge 

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.

Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!

Cludge by realtimecrease June 4, 2022

Cledge 

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

Cledge by walrus face November 20, 2010