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Cladge

Female gym goers.
You missed out on some right sweaty cladge at the gym earlier.
by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009
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Cladge

(Noun, Adjective, Verb, Adverb)

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1. That neon pink zipper pull on his windbreaker coat is SO cladge!

2. You had to go and cladge it up, didn't you?

3. Quincy, why don't you quit being such a cladge and take your hands off that man's belongings?

4. If you had just acted a little more cladgely then we could have made it to the polka party on time.
by gafhater December 6, 2004
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cladge

Derrived from the term "Claggical World"

Can mean anything you want it to.
You're such a hopeless cladge!

I love your striped professor jacket! It's so cladge!
by The Cladgest December 7, 2004
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clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
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clidget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.
by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010
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Cludge

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.
Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!
by realtimecrease June 4, 2022
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Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam
by walrus face November 20, 2010
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