clagger 

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

clagger by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

clagger 

A derogatory term for someone that tap dances

"Hey, you see that tap dancer over there? I bet he's such a stupid clagger."

clagger by fiborusly September 24, 2021

cloggernaut 

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

cloggernaut by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Clegger 

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

Clegger by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Kentucky Clogger 

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

Kentucky Clogger by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

hif clanger 

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017