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cloggernaut
What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
cloggernaut by LonePooper January 25, 2018
Clegger
Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.
I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.
Clegger by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017
clagera
A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.
Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
Kentucky Clogger
Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
Kentucky Clogger by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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