circumstition

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.

He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!

by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

circumsoction

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.

After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.

by Scott Saunders December 14, 2008

circumsoction

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.

After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.

by Scott Saunders January 26, 2007

circumsision

When ones dick skin that surrounds the tip is chopped off so it doesn't look like a carrot

Hey Jim hasn't had a circumsision, his dick looks like a carrot.

by Jahnique Guthrie May 27, 2017

Circumcoition

A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).

"OK, folks, enough of this circumcoition -- let's get this goddam truck unloaded."

by FitofPeak April 12, 2010

Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable

Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real

by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

Circumstration

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.

I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.

by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014