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circumstition 

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.
He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!
circumstition by Hugh7 November 30, 2006
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circumsoction 

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.
After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.
circumsoction by Scott Saunders December 14, 2008

circumsoction 

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.
After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.
circumsoction by Scott Saunders January 26, 2007

circumsision 

When ones dick skin that surrounds the tip is chopped off so it doesn't look like a carrot
Hey Jim hasn't had a circumsision, his dick looks like a carrot.

Circumcoition 

A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).
"OK, folks, enough of this circumcoition -- let's get this goddam truck unloaded."
Circumcoition by FitofPeak April 12, 2010

Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable
Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
Circumscision by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

Circumstration 

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.
I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.
Circumstration by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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