The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable
Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real
by Anal Opener November 29, 2016
The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"
"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
Feb 24 trending
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