Circumstention

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Hair extensions for a penis; pube weave.

JIMMY, GODDAMN IT! YOU LEFT YOUR CIRCUMSTENTIONS ON THE VANITY AGAIN!

Circumstention by Lcross1124 February 18, 2018

Words you can keep

circumstition

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.

He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!

circumstition by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

Related Words

Circumstention • Circumstension • Circumstration • circumstition

Circumstension

The extent of elongation regarding one’s foreskin.

(Present Tense)

Jack: That’s the longest foreskin I’ve ever seen.

Ed: I’ve got a circumstension

(Past tense)

His foreskin circumstended his entire bellend.

Circumstension by edboiyeahboi May 2, 2019

Circumstration

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.

I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.

Circumstration by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014

Circumstration

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.

I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.

Circumstration by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026