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circumsoction 

The circular indention made by the top of a sock on your calf or ankle.
After wearing my socks all day long, I had a terrible case of circumsoction.
circumsoction by Scott Saunders January 26, 2007

circumlocutions 

Speaking in a roundabout way; wordiness.
Legal documents often contain circumlocutions which make them difficult to understand.
circumlocutions by Larstait November 10, 2003

circumstition 

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.
He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!
circumstition by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

Circumcoition 

A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).
"OK, folks, enough of this circumcoition -- let's get this goddam truck unloaded."
Circumcoition by FitofPeak April 12, 2010

circumsuction 

To stand in one place while vacuuming in a circle around you.
Some people like to vacuum in straight lines but I prefer to circumsuction.

circumlocution 

A round abuot way of speeking.
Gary stop circumlocuting your such a circumlocuter look i circumlocuted this was an example of circumlocution.

Example 2: so i was looking at this bitch and she was hot, well not reely she was kinda fugly, uh i guess she was doable, ya so i got her number and fucked shit out of her.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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