churneying

An unnecessary extension or addition to a joke or comment which causes the audience to have a will to banish the "churneyer" from society.

Person A: "Do you like my tie?"
Peron B (i.e the one "churneying"): "Yes, but I'm not sure that you shoes are polished enough, since if they were I would be able to see my face in them."

by The Mighty Shprutzer February 24, 2009

Churning butter

When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.

I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.

by Sambubs May 31, 2018

Churning Up Pollution

This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.

Last night I was churning up pollution so much, so I finally had to take some Nyquil.

by Ryan J. February 14, 2005

churning crotch butter

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

by djslut September 20, 2005

Churning

Cumming in someone’s ass, usually another dude’s, pulling out, then other guys plug in and screw the cum recipient hard. This has the effect of churning the first load of cum into a frothy meringue and so it does on. The same way people used to churn to make butter in the old days. Churning the love butter in someone’s ass-churn.

Steve and the guys gave Dave a right churning last night. Looked like whipped cream leaking from his ass by the end.

by Muck Spreader March 16, 2021

churning the butter

The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.

After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.

by Dirty-Boy August 3, 2007

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004