Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.

Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.

Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

Churchianity 

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

church rat 

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.

He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.

church rat by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

churchstreak

The number of consecutive visits to church each Sunday; usually said by people who play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because they relate it to the killstreak rewards in the game

Man, its Sunday, I gotta go to church. Well at least my churchstreak is now up to 5. Yes! I now have a predator missile!

churchstreak by NWDAWG April 5, 2010

Churchable 

some thing you can do or say in church with out offending others

four guys are in a church
James: hey guys I have a joke ....
Ian: wait, is it churchable?

Churchable by Quack Quack X18 January 17, 2007

church rat 

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

church rat by gus man November 8, 2022

Churchsty 

When you thirst for church.

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.

Churchsty by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020