chumpty 

Someone who most often is short with blonde hair, and is a bit of a numpty

"Look at Rob, he's looking like a chumpty"

chumpty by Guydell May 21, 2018

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

Crumpty by Aayla T December 28, 2017

kicking da chumpy 

Feeling great; in a groove; good things are happening

Wow, Martavius got a new job and girlfriend both in the same week. He's kicking da chumpy!

kicking da chumpy by Caroline Eicher January 6, 2015

Chumptacular 

Spectacularly lame.

"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."

Chumptacular by Mighty J January 27, 2004

Chumpy chicken 

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

Chumpy chicken by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

chumpy

An original Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun.

Check this chumpy out.

chumpy by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003