Chumpton

A noob who is easy to fool

You: I just got that chumpton to think that throwing a grenade at his feet and pressing X would make him invisible.

Friend: Sweet.

by Kevin Zeffy April 3, 2009

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008

chumpmonkey

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.

"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."

by Luis O. November 30, 2006

mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

chumpion

One who has ascended to champion status through their chumphood. Through their chumpish actions they have done something which others agree with in their heart of hearts, thus rendering themselves a chumpion.

Mahir Cagri is an absolute chumpion

by Brentles November 26, 2006

crumpton

to have an extremely large penis

"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"

by Crumptz June 17, 2005

Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006