Chumpton
You: I just got that chumpton to think that throwing a grenade at his feet and pressing X would make him invisible.
Friend: Sweet.
Friend: Sweet.
Chumpton by Kevin Zeffy April 3, 2009
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Chumpion
Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.
Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.
Chumpion by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008
Related Words
Chumpton • Chumpion • crumpton • champtone • Chompton chubby • Clumpton • mr crumpton • chump monkey
chumpmonkey
chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006
mr crumpton
A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
Clumpton
A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.
Clumpton by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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