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a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

chumptatorship by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

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Chucktatorship

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.

In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.

Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010

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Chucktatorship

A Form Of Government Refering To The Belief In Chuck Norris.

Contrary To Popular Belief, America Isnt A Democracy, It Is In Fact, A Chucktatorship

Chucktatorship by MadeInTywon September 1, 2006

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Chucktatorship

adj. (ch-uck-tA-tore-ship)
1. The describing word for a place that has a form of government that is ruled by Chuck Norris
2. Someone who rules in a Chucktatorship would be one who tells many Chuck Norris "facts"

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship.

Chucktatorship by Lgm432 March 7, 2009

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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