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chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group
I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!
chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!
chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!
chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009

Chumpster 

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.
Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!
Chumpster by Fadda August 29, 2018
Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.
You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!
chumpsies by Chieftan August 8, 2006

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

The Chumlees 

The instant urge to shit uncontrollably. Similar to IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).
I got sick to my stomach the other day and The Chumlees hit me hard. I destroyed Kevin's bathroom in the heat of battle.
The Chumlees by Chumturd April 12, 2017