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A game where someone pisses in a jar, and someone cumpsees in a jar. There is a woman holding a baguette involved, she is blindfolded and asked to dip the baguette in a jar of her choice then eat the baguette. Loss either way for her, whilst the other to (usually men) can sit around and win either way because it's funny.!
Hey, Keypad, do you want to play Cumpsee?
cumpsee by Goddamitfml December 10, 2016
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Come and see , or a game usually played at partys when there is a bottle the female spins the bottle and usually has to go to the male and start having some fun while the male slowly starts cumseeing
Hey crossoint want to come play Cumpsee
cumpsee by Swipernoswiping14 January 18, 2017

cumpster 

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."
Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.
cumpster by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

Cumpster Diving 

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster
John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
Cumpster Diving by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014
This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.
Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
cumseed by domieffect October 29, 2017
cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.

*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.
Damnit! I just washed this thing and then I go to take a leak and cumpee got all over the seat.
cumpee by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007

Cumpster 

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.
She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.
Cumpster by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009