chumpness

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

by MissShirley May 21, 2009

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

A. Chamness

I love you more than anything.

I will never forget you, I will always A. chamness.

by Misskris0788 February 16, 2009

Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020

chumpass

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.

sirNathe is a chumpass

by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008

chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010