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Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.
Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.
Chumpion by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008
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The way David Stern pronounces champion
"...there can only be one, one winner of tonight's game, one winner of the NBA finals, and one 2013 NBA champeen: The back to back Miami Heat champeens!"
champeen by thewoolymammoth March 1, 2014

chumpmonkey 

A complete and utter idiot. Also used to describe anything that is really stupid.
"That guy is a total chumpmonkey."
"That referee made a real chumpmonkey call."
chumpmonkey by Luis O. November 30, 2006
Champion. Used mostly in terms of horse racing and boxing events.
Champeen of the world!

chupeton 

quieres un chupeton en tu cuello?
chupeton by chevelita July 7, 2007

chumpenomics 

The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
chumpenomics by Ando Commando February 23, 2009