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Badlands Chugs
A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Are you crazy????
Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*
Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*
Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019
Chumastik
Crugas
A mountain dwelling pompano man that hails from the land of Crundor. The Crugas spends his time drinking espresso, pounding out novellas, and contemplating Crugas things.
“Please apply some lemon, Crugas, as you smell of boiled pompano”.
“Crugas writes incredible novellas that explore love, laughter, and the pursuit of hoagies”.
“Crugas writes incredible novellas that explore love, laughter, and the pursuit of hoagies”.
go Chugani
When a Hong Kong police supporter switches side to become anti-government after experiencing police brutality
After being beaten up by the Hong Kong police inside the subway train, both Mohen and Michael went full-blown Chugani (go Chugani) and turned into born-again yellow ribbon activists.
go Chugani by DWesley October 21, 2019
Cougasaurus Rex
An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011