Chumastik 

regarded with especial kindness, love and tenderness.
There are 2 chumastics in this world

Chum i am your Chumastik.

Chumastik by Chumastik June 13, 2012

chumtastic 

better than anything to ever exist. amazing. wonderful.

"how was your day?"

"it was chumtastic!"

chumtastic by chillmillsx September 15, 2023

Chumpstin von der cock 

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

Chumpstin von der cock by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Chutastic 

Something almost undefinably great, so much that it can nearly cause orgasms 'round the planet.

My winning the lottery was freakin' chutastic!

Chutastic by Chutastic Hero January 18, 2004

chumpstick 

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

chumpstick by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007