Crugas 

A mountain dwelling pompano man that hails from the land of Crundor. The Crugas spends his time drinking espresso, pounding out novellas, and contemplating Crugas things.

“Please apply some lemon, Crugas, as you smell of boiled pompano”.

“Crugas writes incredible novellas that explore love, laughter, and the pursuit of hoagies”.

Crugas by Rowan1231 July 11, 2018

cruggs 

The unholy bond between crocs and uggs.

1. Did you see that girl wearing cruggs? I threw up.

cruggs by dayyve January 27, 2014

crygasm 

An orgasm so powerful it leaves you with tears streaming down your face. Usually happens when two people are in a heightened state of emotional and/or physical connectedness.

A very good thing :-)

<After orgasm>
"Why're you crying?! Did I hurt you?"

"No, no, I... wow... that was amazing, you made me crygasm."

crygasm by Wendy645 October 30, 2007

crygasm 

the emotional state of euphoria of something so perfect and mindblowing it both causes you to orgasm and ugly sob at the same time because things will never get better than that very moment
made famous by the tumblr louiscrygasm.

it/he/she was so perfect that I had a crygasm

crygasm by mahnem July 22, 2012

Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

Cougasm 

An earth shattering cougar orgasm

Her cougasm rocked my world!

Cougasm by gpitzman April 26, 2009

cougasaur 

A MUCH older woman who goes after younger men, similar to "cougar" with a generational difference.

"That 75 year old woman keeps checking me out....."

"Dude...., she's a total cougasaur."

cougasaur by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009