When a guy is turned on, but not quite ready to grab a couch pillow to awkwardly conceal his arousal- an erection that is safe for public consumption- i.e. not pitching a tent, but beginning to feel aroused.

When that girl with that fine ass bent over right in front of me to adjust the spoke nipples on her Fuji bicycle, I chubbed up a bit.

chubbed by Spinning Assassin April 16, 2010

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chubbing

Getting an erection!

When the male organ becomes enlarged due to sexual arousal or physical stimulation.

I swear when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I was chubbing the whole time!

chubbing by Cappy1 January 14, 2017

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Chubsided

When a boner goes down, whether it is wanted or not.

"dude, sorry I'm late, I had to wait until I chubsided before I got off the couch."

"We were hooking up and I guess I waited too long, because I just chubsided, it's like he just gave up."

Chubsided by Condorkean October 3, 2011

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chubbed up

Short of an erection.

I woke up all chubbed up this morning.

chubbed up by Dougie82 June 17, 2010

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chubbie

A big pulsating boner, an erect phallus

See: Pan handle; big floppy donkey dick

Colin was embarrassed of his Chubbie.

Vaz's chubbie was mocked by his girlfriend.

chubbie by Oz March 16, 2003

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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