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The act of being the absolute fucking greatest thing to ever exist. Pussy magnet and could pull the hottest fucking girls.
Damn dude, the kid over there is such a croof, I wish I was like him.
croof by the nonya himself November 21, 2020
Related Words
Croofers croof Croofing Croofter croofy choof crook Coof crooked Croob

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!
You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.
Croogle, n. Google + Croggle. To search the internet for something you've heard about, but can't really believe could be true.
"Hold it, Bill Cosby is giving lectures about how not to be accused of rape? I need to croogle that."
Croogle by skzb July 31, 2018

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D