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The act of being the absolute fucking greatest thing to ever exist. Pussy magnet and could pull the hottest fucking girls.

Damn dude, the kid over there is such a croof, I wish I was like him.

croof by the nonya himself November 27, 2020

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croof

The act of being the absolute fucking greatest thing to ever exist. Pussy magnet and could pull the hottest fucking girls.

Damn dude, the kid over there is such a croof, I wish I was like him.

croof by the nonya himself November 21, 2020

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Croofers • croof • Croofing • Croofter • croofy • choof • Coof • coofer • coofy • coofie

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.

I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.

Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

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the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015

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Croogle

Croogle, n. Google + Croggle. To search the internet for something you've heard about, but can't really believe could be true.

"Hold it, Bill Cosby is giving lectures about how not to be accused of rape? I need to croogle that."

Croogle by skzb July 31, 2018

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Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

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crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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