One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.
Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on
Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.
Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on
Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.
Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?
*Guy #2 walks away*
*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*
guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"
Guy #2: ok?
*Guy #2 walks away*
*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*
guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"
by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008
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Gabe: that's nice..
Mari: it is VERY.
Gabe: Actually, it's not..
Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.
Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.
Mari: Yah me too. :
Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*
Gabe: that's nice..
Mari: it is VERY.
Gabe: Actually, it's not..
Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.
Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.
Mari: Yah me too. :
Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*
by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008
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by oofblocks March 19, 2020
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Get the Christardation mug.Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”
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Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.
IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.
by EagleAS October 29, 2011
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