chrontard 

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.

Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"

chrontard by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008

Chrontard 

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.

Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*

Chrontard by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.

You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.

Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011