Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

Crowtard by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

Crottard

Pronounced “cro - tar”, crottard is a word used by French Canadian to describe a dirty person.

Alan: “Do you see that guy ?”
Alex: “Yeah I saw him. Dude he smells bad as fuck! ”
Alan: “Dude, this guy is a real crottard.”

Crottard by Camicow3 April 6, 2019

Crontard 

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Chowtard 

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

Chowtard by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

cowtard 

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

cowtard by JJones January 11, 2009

Croatard 

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

Croatard by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007