Chrontar

A blunt.

Rick: pass that chrontar, joe.
Joe: let me take one more hit.
Rick: hurry up dude.

Chrontar by Angelica S. September 25, 2008

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Crontard

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

Crontard by EagleAS October 29, 2011

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chrontard • Chrontar • chrontact • Crontard • choontaro • chronarrhea • chrontact-high • chrontrepreneur • chrontribution • Romantic chrontact

chronarrhea

Diarrhea caused by the excessive amount off fast food eaten while blazed of chronic.

"Dude I woke up this morning with chronarrhea from last night!"

chronarrhea by A Dogg South August 13, 2006

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chrontact-high

When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.

(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)

IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?

Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!

IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!

chrontact-high by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008