christojeff 

Severely underweight
Enjoys mint vodka and orange Juice or prosecco and milk.
Usually musically talanted.
Not a chad.

Anyone *Types 'Chris'

Autotype - Did you you mean 'Christojeff?'

christojeff by Varvaspuusti September 19, 2020

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.

Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way

Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

christoff 

He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.

Christoff is the best boyfriend in the world

christoff by Real.shxxt December 22, 2016

Christoffer Strandberg 

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.

"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."

Christoffer Strandberg by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011

Matt Christoff

An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.

Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.

Matt Christoff by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019

Christoffer 

A Lord Bjorn.

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.

Christoffer by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013