christoff
He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.
christoff by Real.shxxt December 22, 2016
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Matt Christoff
An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Matt Christoff by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
matt christoff
usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
matt christoff by ehhhh that's gay 67 June 14, 2016
Pulling a Christoff
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ChrisTopFuR
Means Alpha Nigga. Own user of gender can't be judge by a binary or gay faggots. Not to be confuse by furry . Been around since 1990 .
Can't be judge by a queer,gay or a binary faggot.. Basically saying fuck you're gender Meaning of ChrisTopFuR
ChrisTopFuR by BoyScout Rules #352 November 8, 2018
Christon
Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
Christon by nobbyknees July 7, 2010
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Christmafied by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007
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