Christoffel

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).

"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"

by muderfucker February 23, 2017

Christoffel

No bitches
No damsels
No maidens
Can't even touch gold

"Damn, that guy is a real Christoffel"

by MarcyMeow March 24, 2022

Christoffer

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.

Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way

by Christoffer May 22, 2017

Christofer

smart ass handsome man that every woman wants and every man hates

Wow! You go Christofer!

by Redneck Woman 1982 February 5, 2010

Christofer Drew

Awesome singer, goes by the name of Nevershoutnever.

And all the names of his song are written without spaces.
17 years old & he;s from Joplin, Missouri
www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever


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Christofer Drew played "bigcitydreams" the other week on TRL

by dare4distance October 18, 2008

Christofer Drew

A 18-year old that actually takes pride in music. Some of his first songs are mostly auto tune, but his recent songs are all him. He is an example of a artists that has grown in his music. Great to see live.

Christofer Drew's music is not like Justin beiber's.

by Heytheree July 23, 2010