christianised 

getting braces that makes u smile 4eva

heyy look at that wanker his been christianised he can't stop smiling!

christianised by bungggo December 19, 2004

Christianism

Christianism is a political ideology derived from the conservative religious views of Christian fundamentalism. It holds Christianity is not only a religion, but also a political system that governs the legal, economic and social imperatives of the state.

It would seem Christianism is the dominant theme of the Republican party base.

Christianism by Jedijoe May 15, 2005

Christianish 

The practice of Christianity lite. Believes in selective moral teachings of Jesus, and may or may not believe in the resurrection, miracles, and other traditional beliefs. Sometimes considered to be a Christian in name only.

I love teaching my Christianish friends about Christianity, because they can't be bothered with reading the bible.

I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.

Christianish by Wrecking Ron August 27, 2013

christianese 

A communicable language within the Christian subculture with words and phrases created, redefined, and / or patened that applies only to the Christian sphere of influence.

So, I took this girl out and she started asking me if I was saved and she was all into Jesus and the bitch was speaking Christianese

Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

Translation: "I'm totally clueless."

christianese by Randag March 17, 2005

Christianese 

Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.

Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.

Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?

Christianese by IndieSnob July 3, 2006

christianism

A fan club for a bunch of hypocrytes who think they're better then everyone else, and look down upon anything that doesn't share their views of everything.

These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.

Christianity is a religion where people worship jesus, and think that if they love all people, and do good their whole life they'll go to heaven.

Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.

christianism by my name? September 22, 2004

Soeren Brauer Christiansen 

A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.

I have just cought a Soeren Brauer Christiansen in the sewers (a rat).

Soeren Brauer Christiansen by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010