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Christianish 

The practice of Christianity lite. Believes in selective moral teachings of Jesus, and may or may not believe in the resurrection, miracles, and other traditional beliefs. Sometimes considered to be a Christian in name only.
I love teaching my Christianish friends about Christianity, because they can't be bothered with reading the bible.

I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
Christianish by Wrecking Ron August 27, 2013
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Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Christianigger 

Literally the gayest nigga ever to ever be located, but gives snacks
Christianigger: *slaps ass*
Anyone: "you fucking gay nigga"
Christianigger: *gives snack*
Anyone: "oh nvm you ain't that gay"
Christianigger by GayNiggasLikeMen December 5, 2019

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.
And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.
When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

Christiania 

"Free Town" located within Copenhagen, Denmark. Inhabited by free spirits, hippies, alternative thinkers, and enlightened thinkers. Famous for its motto "Say no to hard drugs", here you'll find an actual Marijuana and Hash market. The beergarden even sells hemp beer. Sort of a less publicized Amsterdam.
Yo, I gotta run down to Christiania and pick up a gram of chiba. good thing it only costs $5, cuz i'm almost broke
Christiania by FarNaway September 5, 2003

Christiani

Only thee most AMAZING girl in the whole wide world. She is the most beautiful and kind and sweet girl that you could ever know.
Christiani looks pretty in that dress today.
Christiani by MysterioM45 February 5, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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