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Christianish

The practice of Christianity lite. Believes in selective moral teachings of Jesus, and may or may not believe in the resurrection, miracles, and other traditional beliefs. Sometimes considered to be a Christian in name only.
I love teaching my Christianish friends about Christianity, because they can't be bothered with reading the bible.

I was debating a self-described Christian, when it turns out they don't believe in the resurrection or miracles so really, the are Christianish.
by Wrecking Ron August 27, 2013
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Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.
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Christianigger

Literally the gayest nigga ever to ever be located, but gives snacks
Christianigger: *slaps ass*
Anyone: "you fucking gay nigga"
Christianigger: *gives snack*
Anyone: "oh nvm you ain't that gay"
by GayNiggasLikeMen December 5, 2019
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Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.
And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.
by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020
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War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.
When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.
by opinion emitter October 25, 2010
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Christiania

"Free Town" located within Copenhagen, Denmark. Inhabited by free spirits, hippies, alternative thinkers, and enlightened thinkers. Famous for its motto "Say no to hard drugs", here you'll find an actual Marijuana and Hash market. The beergarden even sells hemp beer. Sort of a less publicized Amsterdam.
Yo, I gotta run down to Christiania and pick up a gram of chiba. good thing it only costs $5, cuz i'm almost broke
by FarNaway September 5, 2003
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Christiani

Only thee most AMAZING girl in the whole wide world. She is the most beautiful and kind and sweet girl that you could ever know.
Christiani looks pretty in that dress today.
by MysterioM45 February 5, 2010
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