christianate

Christing a persons ass

E.g let me christianate your ass, so i can see your titties

christianate by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Tom Christianitis by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Christianne 

She is a very very cute,pretty and beautiful girl.She has a lot of admirers and suitors but she plays hard to get.she is a daredevil and a go getter.
She is probably the sweetest most loving and caring person you will ever meet.But once you break her heart she'll break yours. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is a bit boyish. She can also be mature. She can be hard headed at times,but she is street smart. she can also be horny at times. She never lets go of the one she loves. She always follows her dreams and never lets go of them. she may just be one of the best!

You think that girl is pretty just look at Christianne.

Christianne by Esme_shweets May 29, 2019

War on Christianity

This is a phrase used by the majority religious group in the United States (Christians) to describe occasional and feeble acts of resistance by the minority religious groups in response to Christians' persistent proselytizing, criticizing.

When a Kwanzaa display was put up next to a Christmas display on the lawn of the courthouse building, the Christians in the area cited this as more evidence of the war on Christianity.

War on Christianity by opinion emitter October 25, 2010

Christiana 

Christiana is the type of girl you would want to be around all day she has a wonderful singing voice and knows how to treat her man she's jaw dropping gorgeous and a sexy chocolate skin tone she has lots of ass and boobs she is smart but very shy don't let her niceness fool you she can be nice but very mean at her own times and she's not scared of any soul she will fight who ever what to fight her , Christiana's are very helpful and lazy at the same time , they can't stand the feeling of being dirty and they never give up and if they have bfs consider your self lucky because Christiana's are the best too have don't let her go you will regret it

Christiana is the best girl in the whole wide world.

Christiana by Malcum44 August 8, 2017

Republican Christianity 

The type of Christianity practiced by right wing Republicans.

Those who practice this form of Christianity believe that,
A. God speaks to the leaders of the party, and George W. Bush in particular.
B. Bush was personally annointed by God and God himself gave him his marching orders.
C. True and patriotic Americans believe in Republican Christianity.
D. Those who don't believe in this form of Christianity are liberals, communists, terrorist sympathizers, traitors, and idiots.
E. That Christ commands people to only vote Republican.
F. Those who are not Christian should be invaded, especially to settle the Presiden't family scores and if they are sitting on lots of oil.
G. These people believe that it's only wrongdoing when committed by a Democrat.
H. Those involved with this sort of religion focus on the portions of morality while entirely ignoring parts about taking care of poor and vulnerable people.

George W. Bush ignores what Jesus said about taking care of the "least of my brothers." He ignores the command to love neighbor as self. He ignores the command to take care of the poor and vulnerable of this world. He fails to realize that to lead us he must be our servants, instead he thinks that we must be his servants.

Republican Christianity by jesster79 March 16, 2005

Christiane 

A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.

Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.

Christiane by smartie333 December 20, 2014