Christing

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'

Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.

by catboxIII February 23, 2022

christing

Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.

Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."

by killthespider May 2, 2011

christing

making obtuse notes that only they understand
doing something on a group project and not telling anyone about it
doing something slightly wrong that still works

person 1: did you see that person 3 fixed that thing for out project?
person 2: no, they didn't say anything in the group chat about it....
person 1: i know, right? person 3 is always christing

by isoul22 November 7, 2023

Christing

Christing is like planking, but making your body in the shape of a cross.

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Dude, is he planking?
-Nah, man, he's Christing!

by Ev Tuc August 28, 2011

christing

When one reacts to a negative or unfavorable situation.

Matthew was christing when he found out that Ryan ate his Elmer Fudd Cookies.

by James Smothy February 17, 2007

Christing

An act whereby a man ejaculates on the feet of 12 people.

After hearing a noise in the billiards room, I look through the open door and saw Sebastian christing on the players and manager of the Upton Snodsbury football team. Thankfully, they had put towels on the ground.

by TheLastTreeOnTheLeft August 15, 2022

Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.

1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"

by Spacecadet August 14, 2012