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Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie
christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

Christienne 

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.
Christienne is a revolutionary.
Christienne by nessahead February 3, 2010

chrislynn 

A intelligent, beautiful girl who is independent and doesn't take shit from nobody. She typically believes that dating is over-rated. She is sweet, kind, funny and everyone wants to be her friend. She loves kids and people in general. She is hot, sexy, and drop-dead-gorgeous! If you have a Chrislynn, consider yourself lucky.
I can't come over this weekend, I am with Chrislynn!
chrislynn by Sweet_Beans November 22, 2017

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)
"We christened my back seat last night."
Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009