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Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.
Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT
by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G August 12, 2018
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.
Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?
by alabaster mcnasty November 01, 2005
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(name): alternate spelling for 'kristen'; usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
by peace&love :) February 05, 2010
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sexiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!
OMG! Look its Christen lets go kiss her.!
by sexychick303 October 18, 2011
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Baptism at a religious service

Accidentally throwing up someone because of being drunk, and that person is unfortunately near you, during "blessed" event.
My son is being christened on Christmas Eve.

I accidentally christened my boss, and he killed my ass.
by Saints November 19, 2007
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a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player
by verypissedoff January 07, 2012
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