chrisbrowned

verd, means to maul somebody or beat the shit out of them. As Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Stuart: Hey man, last night Henry kissed Tony's girlfriend
Jabril: Really?
Stuart: Yeah, then Tony and Mikey chrisbrowned Henry's bitch ass. Blood. Was. Everywhere!

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

ChrisBrown

To smack somebody upside thier head for being an annoying bitch, doesnt neccesarily have to be your girlfriend but just any annoying bitch

guy 1- yo dude u saw wat daniel did to judy
guy 2- na wat he did ?
guy 1- he CHRISBROWNED her ass
guy 2- OD

by Jrjimenez February 10, 2009

chrisbrowned

The act of domestic violence for retarded reasons.

Shannon was chrisbrowned by her boyfriend with a frying pan.

by Chrisss Brownnn February 24, 2011

chrisbrowning

to beat the shit out of something or someone(works best when talking about a women)

dude, last nite i ended up chrisbrowning the shit out of that bitch

by coylers February 14, 2009

Chrisbrowning

A type of cooking in which the chef takes the food into the back and beats it continuously to tenderize it.

Bob: I would like a steak.
Waiter: And how would you like it cooked?
Bob: Just lightly chrisbrown it, i like it chewy.
Waiter: Ah, then chrisbrowning is the way to go, excellent choice.

by -ThatOneGuy- June 4, 2009