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choppin wood 

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.
I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!
choppin wood by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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choppin' the wood 

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.
choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chappin' Wood 

This is a phrase used to desribe one who is ''pwning nubs'' with ease, as well as doin' work.
Nub #1: Oh shit it is Chizzy Chaaaz?
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.
Chappin' Wood by Jewbaccaspride November 2, 2010

chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

Chippin wood in the hood 

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.
Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD

- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”
keep chopping wood by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

Chopping Wood 

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.
Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.
Chopping Wood by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015
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