choppin wood
vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.
choppin wood by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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choppin' the wood
Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
choppin' the wood by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003
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Chappin' Wood
Nub #1: Oh shit it is Chizzy Chaaaz?
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.
Chappin' Wood by Jewbaccaspride November 2, 2010
chopping wood
chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005
Chippin wood in the hood
Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.
Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.
Chippin wood in the hood by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020
keep chopping wood
When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”
- Another term for being consistent
- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”
keep chopping wood by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020
Chopping Wood
Chopping Wood by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015
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