choppin wood

vb: generally refers to a man who is handling his game with great success. Also refers to the extreme swooning of females. Being a man. Not washin dishes.

I know nigga was choppin wood cuz he was like a #1 stunna with them ladies, yo!!

by carpet cancer September 29, 2007

choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chappin' Wood

This is a phrase used to desribe one who is ''pwning nubs'' with ease, as well as doin' work.

Nub #1: Oh shit it is Chizzy Chaaaz?
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.

by Jewbaccaspride November 2, 2010

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

Chippin wood in the hood

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.

Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015