choppetty

A chop but its petty

Loser kid: "Hey bro can you sell me a dime?" Dealer: "sure", li boys I got a choppetty boutta make a twenty

choppetty by 777Angel October 11, 2020

Choplette 

A girl of high spunk and fabulous short hair.

We cut our hair off together and became the Choplettes.

Choplette by elfsongirl March 22, 2007

chippety chip 

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

chippety chip by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

coolpetty 

The enigmatic ability of a Rock Superstar

to wear ostentatious attire whilst

performing live on stage - yet look

cooler than cool in the process .

(Aka Tom Petty - Live Aid Concert - Phd .)

Jeez -look at that whacky outfit Tom,s

wearing man - Far out ! .

Yep ,sure is a coolpetty dude ! .

coolpetty by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009

chappette 

Feminine version of chap, similar to lass or lassie.

Listen up chaps and chappettes!

chappette by Kate McCullough September 14, 2008

compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).

Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."

compettytive by Tristantzar February 13, 2012

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

Choppertunity by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011