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compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).
Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."
compettytive by Tristantzar February 13, 2012
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compettytive

Someone who uses petty tricks to win in the name of competitiveness.
He is so compettytive.
compettytive by Kingtyrant 6969 January 28, 2022

Competitive BSing 

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.
Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.
Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

Competitive Player 

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Nick you're such a competitive player !
Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Overwatch Competitive 

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer
overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.
Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about
Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.
Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!
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